Happy 10th Anniversary! (4 stories)

Today has been a VERY intense day in JWSS.




1) First of all, it was my Mother Tongue O Levels Oral!!! And I did badly.

The passage was actually manageable. Then the conversation topic was, unfortunately, the very antithesis of myself.

How can the school help students be outstanding athletes?
And how the students can help themselves be outstanding athletes.

I said about how it must start from the heart then go on to their bodies where they have to keep it healthy all-day by eating healthy foods, drinking 8 glasses of water daily and sleeping 8 hours daily.

And of course start exercising from young so that when you grow up it comes naturally! No?

Then the last question was

How do you think the school is able to develop these outstanding athletes?


Then I ended up saying that schools should organise competitions (raised cross country in our school as an example, but I didn't know how to say cross country in Chinese so I said marathon HAHA) and award these athletic people, hoping that people who are interested will be spurred on to be outstanding and let their talent shine!

Whatever la they can't hide their poker face from me. One of them is a china woman and she must have been like "Son, I am disappoint because your Chinese sucks". She looks like Nicole Seah some more.



2) In other exciting news, I trolled Mdm Ruby today!!! Omg Mdm Ruby is so funny I think one day I just might dedicate an entire post filled with Mdm Ruby quotes.

So I've been trying to master drawing the trollface and today I decided to draw a small one in the morning (to troll Mdm Chan) in the homework section of the whiteboard with a "Trololololol!" below the face.

After recess before Mdm Ruby's Geography lesson I drew a bigger version right beside it.

Mdm Ruby walked in, saw the masterpiece and gave the WTF face then ignored it.

Halfway during her lesson she was writing on the whiteboard until the trollface then she erased it and was like "AIYO WHAT IS THIS AH??!!"

Right after erasing that she saw the small one right beside it and went "AIYO WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE?!?!" AHAHAHHAA

Then she was like "WHO IS THIS???" then we were like "You la!" then she said...

"WHERE GOT? I DON'T GO AROUND TROLOLOLOLOLOL"


OMG I FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LITERALLY LAUGHED AND HIT THE TABLE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS UNTIL I TEARED!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She then went on to say, "IT MUST BE A TRIBAL COMMUNITY OR SOMETHING!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Then after that because she was teaching us genetically modified food, she drew a picture of a corn that vaguely looked like a penis and the class started to giggle. Then she was like "AIYO YOU ALL!" then erased the corn and instead drew an X, labelling it "corn".

HAHAHAHAHAHA I DIED AGAIN!!!!

So yea, that's the end of the lulz Mdm Ruby moment of the day. Should I do a "Mdm Ruby lulz" segment every week?



3) And here comes the most intense happening today! In conjunction with the SAF day and the day JWSS celebrates its 10th Anniversary...



the school was on fire.



I think I'm allowed to say this because it's already EVERYWHERE on the net, but I'm not going to say anything more than that because I don't think it's appropriate.

Somehow a classroom ~*exploded*~ and 70% of everything inside is now reduced to ashes. The police are still investigating the cause and some lucky staff even got pictures of the interior, which I am REALLY curious to see because I am very kaypoh.

So here's the story from MY point of view!

Exciting or not?? I purposely didn't mention anything earlier on because I knew you wouldn't pay attention that way.


Around 1PM+ after we had our oral last-minute revision we were having lunch in the canteen. The stupid fire alarm suddenly rang and as usual, EVERYONE knew it was a false alarm because it happened so many times before.

So I was munching on my noodles going "Are you fucking kidding me? No way am I leaving my food." and the ringing stopped.

Right after my MT Oral, I was outside the counselling room opposite the library with Yi Ting, Shandy, Darren and Rajes.

Then I looked at the opposite block where all the Science labs are and I saw SMOKE from BEHIND the building coming to the front! Suspicious or what?

Right after I saw the smoke getting heavier the alarm rang again. This time I thought false alarm again because it stopped after a while.


Then I saw Mdm Lock running.

RARE SIGHT OR WHAT???

But I heard she was damn heroic! When she learnt about the fire she immediately ran to the canteen to make sure everyone was alright!

Then we saw Miss Teo running from the General Office and she shouted at us "GO ASSEMBLE!" then we thought it was only the teachers having an urgent assembly or what.

I ended up saying "So late already I'm going home!" because I had to rush home to bring back and hand in my Chemistry workbook assignment due BEFORE THE SPEECH DAY EVENT (which was in like 30 minutes then) to Mdm Lock.

The moment Darren and I reached the ground floor everyone was being ushered to the music terrace and I realised the smoke became damn heavy. Then they don't let me out of school!

Meanwhile, upstairs in the hall Mr Leong was at the microphone saying "All performers please assemble at the parade square now." Turns out is at music terrace la anyway.

That was when I heard a classroom was on fire!!! Omg exciting much? I even went to take a closer look from the cyber café and I'm not joking when I say it was a big fire. Not very big la, but big until I could see the flames poking out the windows.

I thought it was a hilarious sight because all the students were treating it like nothing and chillin' their way to the music terrace while the teachers were panicking like crazy!

So we were evacuated to the hockey pitch because the field was closed until the firefighters came (which led to tumultuous cheers) and everybody had to sit there for very long. Which was why during that time I tweeted lots of shit! (follow me)

After the fire was put out everybody started making their way back to where they should be because speech day was already going to start. The show must go on!

When Mr Aziz came I was like "Mr Aziz did you see Mdm Lock?!?!"

"No, why?"
"I actually supposed to go home take my workbook for her :((("
"Nevermind la forget about it I'm sure she will understand."

What I hope will happen: She understands
What I think will happen: "Then who ask you never remember to bring in the first place?!?!


Based on the rumours I've heard and eyewitness accounts from my friends, I can somehow form a string of events that actually makes sense. I know right? I can be that man from CSI.


I realised that it could have started from the alarm at 1PM+. I believe there has to be some sort of smoke alarm somewhere in the classrooms or corridors so obviously the alarm went off when it was still a small fire.

"How would the small fire be caused by?" You must be asking.

Someone could have been smoking in there. As impossible as it may sound, but hey, I did find 5 people that did last month.

The person could have thrown the still-lit cigarette butt in the rubbish bin causing the fire to build up. Then when it reached something flammable, say, a bottle of perfume, that's when the explosion happened. Don't ask why there will be a bottle of perfume, there just was. *ahemconfidentialahem*

However there's a loophole to the story which I will not say.

Or conjecture number 2 which is less credible, hence being number 2:

Some people could have been playing with fire there, accidentally lighting up something in the process.

In a fit of panic, they don't know what to do, so they find pathetic ways to stop the fire only to fail.

They run out just so they don't get into trouble. Unfortunately, based on an eyewitness account, around 1PM+, he saw 2 people fighting near the scene. Remember how the alarm went off around that time too?

What could have happened is that they started blaming WHO exactly started the fire. Then they start pushing blames. Then they start fighting. You know, like drama like that?

But it has the same loophole. So in conclusion, both stories are likely to be false! Did I just waste your time or what?

At the end of the day, *DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER* these are all mere speculation! Don't jump to conclusions! I myself am waiting for the investigations to finish.


I am, however, extremely disappointed with people who are saying that they are actually happy it happened and that it should have burned down the whole school. It's very sickening to see that.

You know what? Fuck you. Nobody told you to come to this school, and you should be grateful that you're even in this school. Be thankful for what you have and don't be such a sick pussy. Some people really don't know how lucky they are. Hope your house burns down.


I'm not trying to be an asshole because I already am one so I don't need to try but isn't it exciting for the teachers that an actual fire happened?

Of course no accident is the best la but after months and years of fire drills, isn't it good to know your efforts are finally being paid off? Plus you can be the hero and evacuate all the students! Those that used to hate you will have a new found respect for you!! Ouis? Non?


4) Anyway I also attended speech day as an audience member. Can I just say it was fucking mindblowingly good? I am honestly, really honestly, bloody impressed.

Not only was the entire event as a whole SUPER high-budgeted (being 10th anniversary and all), the concert was also really good!

Normally during typical school concerts we'd be disappointed with certain items, but in this, none at all. Okay la, to be fair there was only one, but it was a long one what!

I liked the speech day video where they showed pictures from its opening all the way to events this year. Maybe if it's up on YouTube I'll post it some time in the future.

I also really, really enjoyed the musical. I don't know what others are saying but I really liked it. Their acting was actually decent! I'm in fact quite jealous they even get to act in anything, seeing how I initially wanted to join drama club before its disbandment and all.

Either way the concert was a really enjoyable one but it's also sad to know that... I've never won anything for speech day before ;_;

BUT JUST YOU WAIT!!! I'll make sure I get the top for ~something~ and next year, I'll get invited, and I'll finally get to enjoy the BUFFET!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!



p/s. Since this is probably one of my longest posts in like, 2 years, I want this to be at the top and have my efforts glorified as much as possible! Long story short, CDotM delayed till next Saturday.

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