Lana Del Rey's lips are born to die ~*get them away from me*~

It has come to my attention that my skin has been gradually becoming worse and has of late reached a new low, also known as "pretty fucking butt ugly". Being the attractive young male that I am, things are not looking good.

I think no amount of sleep can ever take these eye bags away from me anymore and that's just really sad. Plus my pimples have thrown so many surprise parties to the point where it's not even funny anymore.

BUT ain't nobody got time for that because I have more pressing issues. Such as finding my compass in life that's going to take more than Google Image searching "compass".

I'm hungry.

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