I survived a busy week this week woohoo
Ok so let's go step by step and let one thing lead to another ;)
The RED Camp took place this past week and it made me so sad because of how I didn't get to be an SL because I either fucked up my interview or I'm just too butt ugly to be one (we know how this shit goes at the end of the day everyone) but it's okay I'll try again next year after I go for my plastic surgery scheduled tomorrow
And on the last day of the camp on Thursday I came to school in the morning together with the RED campers reporting to the convention centre and the SLs were all around school shouting their asses off "GOOD MORNING VIKING! GOOD MORNING APACHE!" and I was just awkwardly walking with Augustine.
I looked in front of me, sea of red campers. I looked behind me, sea of red campers. WTF like for the first time in my entire NP life I feel like I'm not a student in this school man! The SLs also never say good morning to me so rude! Haha
But I did get to be one of the tour guides for the camp to bring the campers around FMS!! It was damn fun to be honest.
I think I've found my calling to really be a tour guide lor. But too bad that of all the four groups that I've brought around FMS over 2 days, only 2 of the campers are interested in coming to FMS (or they're too shy to say) so the groups were pretty dead. Except for one group from Apaches who thought I was really funny so THANK YOU LOVE YOU TOO
I did my tour with Preeti on my second shift which made it easier to introduce ourselves cuz it will be like "Hi my name is Preeti" "and my name is Ugly" HAHAHAHHHAH sad but true
I also took a group where most of them were from Pioneer Sec and I can recognise some of them from my primary school too hahaha. I also saw my lovely JWSS juniors!! I was the guide for Kimberly and Mustaffa's sub-tribe too!
Anyway all in all that was really fun even though some groups were totally uninterested and didn't even laugh at my jokes. I'm very funny what.
"Why is the green screen studio green? Cuz it's not blue la." "Why are there no corners in the green screen studio? So that people inside won't lepak" I dunno about you but I'm loling so hard I'm falling off my chair. See you at Open House!
Because of the RED Camp my ENTIRE Marketing group wasn't around for tutorial because Meifang, Cheryl Chang, Cheryl Koh and Nicolene were all involved.
Which resulted in me being ALLL BYYYY MYSEEELFFFFf for tutorial and while everyone was having active group discussions, I was talking to myself. It was very productive so it's all good
I also got 73% for my first Speech Communication assessment which was an impromptu speech we had to come up in 30 minutes. I guess it's kinda good because I wasn't expecting myself to do fantastically.
I was essentially flipping a library book open with all sorts of landscape photos attempting to make the class be amazed by gasping to myself "WOW! LOOK AT THE SHARP SHADOWS!"
Charmaine also crashed my Japanese class today and it was like the best Japanese class so far this semester man. Also because half of the class was absent today and those absent were coincidentally also the super boring, quiet people. For once today I wasn't the only one repeating after what the teacher says!
Meanwhile for Social Psychology today since we had consults and after that we had nothing to do, Ms Sharon, who brought stale bread, decided to feed the dishes!! So Nicolene, Samantha, Nadiah, Syamimi and I went down to feed the fishes at the pond.
Do you realise how you never see anyone feeding the fishes? Then they eat what? Shit ah?
It was pretty sad to see the fish all competing with one another for bread crumbs. They must be feeling as hungry and bitter as a model. I think I'm going to make an effort to feed the fish in future!
I AM NOW A FISH-FEEDING ACTIVIST! I also think it's a good idea to make fish-feeding a CCA in NP. I'm sure Ms Sharon can pull some strings with SDAR ;)
Speaking of Ms Sharon, because we are such terrorising students, we posted this on her Facebook timeline during class:
Nicolene miss sharon you are so fine
oh my god i wished you were mine
Travis i think it's a sign
Nicolene that you are too kind
Travis would you like some wine
Nicolene you know you blow my mind
Travis and inside my heart you will find
Lyvia lemon and lime!
Nicolene wow this whole thing rhymes
oh look here's a dime
Travis i think i can work as a mime
Lyvia and it won't be wasting your time
Travis best of all i won't get a fine!
Nicolene now, go and eat at pine(s)!!
Lyvia but there is always a long line
Aravin Are you trying to be her valentine?
Nicolene well hands off to all the guys cus she's mine
Aravin You're a smelly porcupine
Nicolene at least i don't look like a vine
Aravin I'm sure you make a good concubine
Nicolene aravin you're stepping out of line
Travis I think you need to go dine
Nicolene you are like the sine to my cosine (CAUSE IM COCO)
Travis and you are the soap to my alkaline
Lyvia brighter than the star you shine
Travis would you like to call my dateline?
Aravin You have a smelly behind
Lyvia better tell me quick cause there's a deadline
Travis but my chair is able to recline
Nicolene i hope you dont decline
Lyvia everything that i've worked for to earn your time
Travis Aravin your ass is as big as singapore's skyline
Aravin Travis, you're just jealous of my perky behind
Lyvia Oh girl if i were an airport you're my airline
Travis I think it's gonna break your spine
Nicolene hottie you are fun like red camp nine
Travis when ms sharon sees this she's gonna whine
Lyvia ooooh you make me go high on cloud nine
Nicolene babe i pray to you like you are a shrine
Travis and i'll tattoo your name on my neckline
Lyvia woah your assets are so define
Nicolene when you are offline, i will not be online
Lyvia you make me go MEEEOWWWW like a feline
Travis i think if ms sharon ismail sees this we will have to do a speech outline
Lyvia and girl if i were an essay will you be my guideline
Lyvia i hope our fingers would intertwine
Nicolene soon i'll have buttons as eyes like coraline
cause when you're in my sight my eyes won't align
Lyvia i wanna kiss you so please don't decline!
Lyvia whoever thinks you aren't beautiful is a swine
Nicolene whoever thinks you aren't gorgeous is blind
Why do I have a stinking feeling I'm gonna fail this module?