I am a marketing extraordinaire

If you represent the marketing department of 313 @ Somerset, you're gonna want to read this shit.

The productivity in late night conversations has resulted in the perfect marketing plan for y'all man. All you guys need to do is to advertise / publicise / whatever shit that at 3:13AM at 313, ALL items will be on sale for only $3.13!!! If you're kiam siap, a 3.13% discount is fine too. Business is going to BOOM! It will be in the headlines. Tourists will all flock to queue up like it's Black Friday weekend everyday. How exciting is that?

How are you going to earn profit if you sell everything for $3.13, you may ask. The answer is simple.

ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED AT 3.13AM ANYWAY!!!!

The items can be priced at $3.13 in the stores - that's what you advertised. But you didn't say you would be open!!!!

HOHOOHOHOHOOHOOH THIS IS GONNA PISS EVERYONE OFF SO. BAD.

Ok sorry as you can see I'm not in the right state of mind.

Also, Formspring is closing down. Boohoo. God dammit, my account isn't even one year old yet. Therefore I have moved my bullshitting to ask.fm so please shoot away because I am seriously bored.

Seriously.

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